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THE TURF WARS: THE DUMPSTER BATTLE-GROUNDS

December 07, 2017

By: Rob Lamarche and Amor Luciano

TWEET: IN THE WORLD OF FINE DUMPSTER CUISINE.. THE HUB IS THE SPOT FORT AWESOME IS SOOOO NOT.

Similar to most of life, the goal of dumpster dining is to avoid people. The premier hotspot in the omnivorous night life is the Hub. With tasty treats such as left over cafeteria food and a semi private ultra-exclusive atmosphere the HUB is the happening spot. On any giving night you can see all the stars and VIPs there, including the greats like Rocking Raccoons, Off the wall Opossums and the ever secretive Striped skunk. For the dumpster diver on a budget there is the slightly more down to earth location, The Olde. While you won’t see any of the crowds that the Hub has, the food selection is much smaller. Regardless of your tastes avoid Fort Awesome, simply because no ever would be caught dead hanging out there.